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Joke of the Day

"What do you call fish with no eyes? A fsh."

"Science is tricky. Keeps you on your toes. Mineralogy? Study of minerals. Oceanology? Study of oceans. Meteorology? NOT ABOUT METEORS."

"Did you hear the one about the guy who got his left side cut off? He's all right now."

"What did the cow say under its breath? Utter."

"""Hey, careful with that iPod, man, that was expensive."" ""So? You didn't pay for it."" And that's how my kid learned the truth about Santa."

"I am a dyslexic agnostic insomniac. I lie awake at night wondering if there is a dog."

"Kellyanne Conway can't receive PDF's in her email so she uses an alternative: Fax"

"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef. What do you call a cow with two legs? Your mom"

"I asked my Dad if we could get any pets... He said pets are just a step backwards."

"What do you call a female peacock? A peacunt!"