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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent! I'm not ashamed."
Next Joke
"What do you call a compliant volcano? A volcayes."
"The way my dog maintains eye contact while taking a dump is unsettling. Can't he read a magazine like a normal dog?"
"The Police come right away when you tell em your baby is locked in the car... They don't however think it's cute to call your phone baby.."
"What's Hitler's favorite board game? Gas Who?"
"I dropped my cat in the bathtub once... It was the only time i got a pussy wet."
"A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender ""A pint of beer please."" The bartender says ""Wow that's amazing! You should join the circus!"" The dog then replies ""Why? Do they need electricians?"""
"There are Three Types of People in this World Those who can count, and those who can't."
"""ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE LOL!"" -captain of the Titanic"
"They say men think about sex every seven seconds. That's complete BS. We never stop thinking about sex."