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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent! I'm not ashamed."
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"No one has ever said, ""You know what would make this even better? Turkey bacon."""
"Worldwide Survey A recent worldwide survey showed that out of 2,158,783,476 people, 95% were too lazy to actually read that number."
"My dad always warned me about anal sex He said son this is gonna hurt"
"Obama calls Putin and asks abut his Thanksgiving. Putin: Turkey is about to be cooked."
"i'm writing a book on overcoming foot pain it's called the agony of defeat"
"My girlfriend just texted me this: Babe,myspacebarisbroken.IneedanalternativeASAP! Anybody know what 'ternative' means?"
"I agree with Trump and Clinton, Neither one is qualified to be president."
"No matter how hard you push the envelope It still remains stationery"
"How do you stop guys like Donald Trump from saying racist things? You muzzle 'em."