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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a compliant volcano? A volcayes."
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"I don't hate anyone. I just don't like people."
"My extra sensitive toothpaste cries when I don't brush my teeth"
"Unfaithful Russian men come home to find all their stuff in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box on the sidewalk."
"How do police informants begin their jokes? Nark Nark"
"What do you call Mariah Carey when she eats at a Indian restuarant? Mariah Curry"
"What is the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly your dick in a girl's ass."
"Q: What do clouds wear under their clothes? A: Thunderware."
"what do you call 6 hwy workers and 6 lesbians on the side of the road? a dozen people that don't do dick."
"Why LOTR is a metaphor for life. Man puts ring on finger, slowly goes insane!"