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Joke of the Day
"what did one typewriter say to the other? I must be pregnant ... I missed a period ..."
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"Poached salmon on a bed of brown rice with peas or Roasted duck with polenta and organic green beans? Choosing dog food is hard."
"What do you call a pirate's girlfriend? Pirate bae"
"What can be found in a Judge's freezer? Just ice."
"CLOUD: wow im honored, no one ever flies up here to visit me up in the sky HELICOPTER: well im a gigantic fan"
"Couldn't figure out how to set up my stereo system, so I called my dad... He gave me some sound advice."
"Somebody stole my mood ring... ...I don't know how I feel about that."
"What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield? Its arsehole."
"That moment you are trying to figure out if you are Joey, Ross, or Chandler and you realize you're Gunther."
"What do you call a man with a very long, pointy penis? Lance. I'll see myself out."