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Joke of the Day

"Three cows are standing in a field. Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease? Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter Cow 3: Holy shit a talking cow!"

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"""You're the bomb!"" ""No, you're the bomb!"" In America a compliment. In the Middle East an argument."
"What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Israel? Hillary won't suck Bill's dick."
"That moment when the woman ur dancing behind bends over so u can grind &u realize she lost an earring & nobody in starbucks can hear ur iPod"
"Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire? It was a poultry amount"
"What do you call a woman without a dick in her mouth? Useless!!! (Just kidding)"
"Why couldn't the teddy bear smell? Because his nose was stuffed"
"My wife came home one day... ... to find me doing her sister up the arse. ""How could you do this to me?"" she cried. I responded, ""Well, I can't. That's why I'm doing it to her."""
"[Request] Jokes about the Eurozone crisis, Greek debt etc Anyone got any good ones?"
"What kind of bees make milk? Boo-bees"