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Joke of the Day

"Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says... ""Wow, that's got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site."""

"Is your refrigerator running? Better go catch it!"

"What do you call an astronaut who loves himself? A NASAccist!"

"NO I didn't eat a whole box of Girl Scout Cookies. I just ate all the cookies inside it."

"How many blacks does it take to start a riot? -1"

"How are Americans and poles similar? Running into one could really ruin your day."

"Iraq was the Target of wars. We went for one thing and ended up spending money on a bunch of other shit we didn't need."

"I'm so tired of seeing cheesy puns on reddit all the time... I swiss they would just stop already."

"A horse walks into a bar and orders an N."

"""Whats your biggest weakness?"" ""I'm bad at taking compliments"" ""Actually that's quite endearing"" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*"