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Joke of the Day
"NO I didn't eat a whole box of Girl Scout Cookies. I just ate all the cookies inside it."
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"Why are asymptomatic cardiology patients so trustworthy? Because they can't tell afib"
"Girls are like tornadoes because in pictures it's like wow those look cool but in person it's all omg what do I do"
"My mom sometimes texts me pictures of Buddha with an inspirational text like: ""Be kind to others, Evil Lisa"""
"What did the man without a voice box say?"
"How do you confuse a gay person? Seven."
"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? 'Aye matey"""
"What is the friend zone? It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend."
"The people in charge of hell sometimes visit North Korea just to exchange ideas."
"Just saw The Martian. If Matt Damon was alone on Mars, who was filming him that whole time? Clearly fake"