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Joke of the Day
"NO I didn't eat a whole box of Girl Scout Cookies. I just ate all the cookies inside it."
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"How do you spot a blind guy at a nudist colony? It's not hard."
"What do you call an athlete that smells good? D. O. Durant"
"New Show Magic Show Idea I'm going to start a magic show at a funeral home and call it Abra Cadavera Hour"
"My husband is out w/friends & I'm at home w/the kids. I'm going to sprinkle Legos under the covers on his side of the bed."
"What do you call a guy who checks his blood sugar frequently? Sir Lance A. Lot"
"""Neighbor""- person next door ""Neigh! Brrrr!!"" - cold horse :("
"Mosquitto and Blondes what's the difference between a Mosquitto and a blonde? A Mosquitto stops sucking when you slap it !"
"How do you know if an Asian has been to your house? Your math homework's done, your computer is upgraded, and that little twat is still trying to back out of your driveway."
"My girlfriend left a note on the fridge: This isn't working, I'm going to my mums house. I opened the fridge door and the light came on and the beer was cold. What the hell did she mean?"