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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend told me she's ""spotting"" and I'm like yeah right for who? You can't even bench 50 Lbs lol"

"What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays? Ramadamadan."

"Now where do you get off >:( I'm the bus driver, I need to know"

"I was visited by three spirits last night, Vodka, Rum And Gin. . ."

"What do you call someone who worships balls? Sack-religious."

"Victoria's Secret recently invented a bra that contains Bluetooth speakers ... ... because so many women had complained that men stare at their breasts instead of listening to them."

"Who do you call a really thin dinosaur? Tyranosaurus Annorex"

"What do they eat for breakfast in africa? Ebola cereal"

"*lowers car suspension to look more gangster* *takes 12 minutes to ride over a speedbump*"

"It's not enough to get up at 8 am & freeze on the soccer field. One must also scream from the sidelines so everyone knows you care."