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Joke of the Day

"What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays? Ramadamadan."

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"GOT MY MIND ON MY MONEY AND MY MONEY ON.. mmy mind.? but thats on my money, my money cant b on it, [concertgoers start whispering nervously]"
"The only reason I've been going out with this guy all summer is because I have no idea how to operate my gas grill."
"What is worse than 10 dead Babys on a Tree? 1 dead Baby on 10 Trees. I know I am going to hell for this."
"What happens on the first date with Bill Cosby? I don't remember"
"Waiter Waiter there's a fly in my ice-cream ! Gee I did not know that they had started winter sports so early in the year !"
"Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking? Because it's on the house."
"There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. .... Only a fraction of joke lovers will find this funny."
"What does Salvador Dali eat for breakfast? Surreal"