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Joke of the Day
"What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays? Ramadamadan."
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"I'd like to share a joke with you that my 2yo nephew told me. 2yo: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? 2yo: I don't know. *leaves"
"What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil? I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B."
"As an environmentalist, I've been trying to teach my teen boys to be environmentally friendly. We're starting with deodorant"
"The Unemployed Engineer"
"Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because Bill threw a mattress at him."
"""That's what"" - She"
"A white female President's first order of business would be instituting the ""No Cupcake Left Un-Instragrammed"" act."
"'I like mouse but I couldn't eat a whole one' - Our sodding cat"
"Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much? They like to get a long little doggie."