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Joke of the Day

"Victoria's Secret recently invented a bra that contains Bluetooth speakers ... ... because so many women had complained that men stare at their breasts instead of listening to them."

"A man was writing a book with over 1,000 pages. It's too long of a story to explain why."

"How do you call a joke that is not funny? Lame."

"What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world? Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!"

"Going to McDonald's is like going to the strip club... At first you're pumped and excited on the idea then you leave feeling dirty and ashamed."

"What do you call the higher-ups of the World Health Organisation? The who's-who of WHO!"

"What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names."

"I'm not sure about you guys, but I'm pretty sure if she can sell seashells by the sea shore, she also has pretty big boobs."

"I used to date computer programs but that's over now My girlfriend still worries that I may go back but I reply to her ""they're just exes """

"Why don't neo-nazis use the forward button on their browsers? Because they Alt-Right instead."