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Joke of the Day

"All firemen must dread the moment when they're done for the day and have to find the strength to climb back up the pole."

"Q: Where do people who say ""shoot"" and ""darn"" go to? A: Heck"

"What do you call a cocktail of iced tea and skittles? A trayvon martini. Yeah I thought that joke might GARNER some negative attention. It was a 1/5 joke. 3/5 with RICE."

"""If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you-"" *interrupting* haha, he said prick"

"Jokes (Water) Teacher: What is the formula for water? Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O. "

"What's with these people on facebook who never particpate on your page at all, yet act all weird when you decline attending their stupid event?"

"What do fish talk about at work? Current events"

"""Smells fresh. Like a tropical island."" ""Ok. Now take off the blindfold! Your family's been dead in this car for a week! We Febrezed it!"""

"Why do dyslexics make bad joke tellers? They tend to punch up the fuckline"

"The World's Shortest Joke - Jimmy Carr Dwarf shortage"