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Joke of the Day
"If I was a sick professor giving a lecture... Ibuprofen"
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"While I was watching the prison wall, a little midget starting climbing over it and smirked at me And I thought to myself, ""That's a little condescending""."
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"Will smith literally runs in every movie. Name one movie he didn't run in. I'll wait"
"My Abuela voted for the first time yesterday morning! And for the last time a few hours ago."
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