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Joke of the Day
"What is the best armor for sneaking? Leather, it's made of hide."
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"if the plan is ""eat pancakes now figure out life later"" then yes everything is going according to plan"
"[watches you eat my bday cake] ""I've poisoned that."" ""Haha very [clasps chest & begins panting] w-with what?"" [leans in & winks] ""Poison."""
"She told me to go deeper.... But I was all out of poems."
"The Chinese have the best Democracy in the World They have tiny elections every few hours. ;) if you know what I mean"
"It would be great to be born on Earth and die on Mars. Preferably not on the point of impact."
"BY COINCIDENCE By coincidence, the mom from Toy Story had adult toys named Woody and Buzz Lightyear"
"Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student? Because education pays off in the long run!"
"What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris? Ape Suzettes!"
"What happened to the dwarf who walked between a lady's legs? He got a clit around the ear and a flap on the face."