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Joke of the Day

"Cow joke What's wrong with Bessie? She looks like she's in constant pain! She has mooootiple sclerosis"

"Every day can be Friday if you're really irresponsible."

"Did you hear the one about the man who let a firework off on top of his head? He went out with a bang."

"What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie."

"A brown bear and a polar bear fall into the water. Which one dissolves? The polar bear, because he's polar!"

"A man walks into r/news <removed>"

"I went to Seoul the other day to sell fluorescent markers. It was the highlight of my Korea."

"A rouge English cavalier from the Middle Ages is magically sent into the future to depose Thailand's most ruthless dictator. One knight in Bangkok makes a hard man humble."

"If the skin on your elbow is called a weenus... Is the skin on your knee called a knee-nus? (I'm so sorry)"

"So this pirate walks into a bar and he has the ships wheel attached to his hips. The bar tender says, ""wow that looks uncomfortable!"" The pirate responds, ""ARGH ITS DRIVING ME NUTS!!!"""