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Joke of the Day

"If the skin on your elbow is called a weenus... Is the skin on your knee called a knee-nus? (I'm so sorry)"

"1) Print out all your favstar trophies and fold them so they are 2D 2) Put them on your mantle 3) Invite dad over 4) Become favorite son"

"I have a degree in Female's Studies."

"How to look at life positively |life|"

"*Snowstorm on it's way* America - we need to stock up on bread and milk! Canadians - better hit the beer store."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $5 to have a garbanzo bean on me."

"Where do you buy Pikmin from? The Oli-Mart"

"Why was the cheese so sad? Because it was provOLONE"

"I don't understand why death row inmates are given their choice of meal before they're executed. ""I have to die tomorrow, but I get TACOS!"""

"What do you call an intoxicated midget? A little drunk."