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Joke of the Day
"Fox news in four words: ""I'm not racist, but..."""
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"My wife remains very racist in her approach to laundry."
"Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."
"So a cinematographer, writer, and production designer walk into a bar.... and the director takes all the credit."
"What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt? Shame and sadness at the slow decline of their once beautiful and vibrant culture."
"Killing spiders is easy and fulfilling if you imagine them whispering ""You look fat in those pants""."
"Quitting smoking is really easy... I've done it like 100 times already"
"""Update your Adobe or you'll be sleeping with the fishes"" - Flash mob"
"Man it's nuts today, I've killed over a dozen zombies and I have one question: Why were they all holding bags of candy?"
"What is the blackest of magics? Negromancy."