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Joke of the Day

"eer booze and fun!' 'WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you."

"1,3,7,9 Were murdered last night What are the odds of that happening?"

"""So Dave died"" Dave from work or Dave who never follows through on things ""Both. it was a suicide pact"" *dave walks in* hey guys"

"Envelope containing poop. Sorry for the shit post."

"It's a little known fact that Elton John doesn't like iceberg lettuce, he's a rocket man."

"What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants? Oh look! A heard of elephants."

"I get so excited when Facebook tells me there are hot singles in my city who want to meet me. Maybe they want to babysit!"

"A three legged puppy walks into a bar The puppy looks at everyone in the bar and says, I'm looking for the man that shot my paw."

"What do you call a big butt? mASSive"

"Q: What is yellow and wears a mask? A: The Lone Lemon."