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Joke of the Day
"why don't blinde people go skydiving? because it scares the shit out of their dogs"
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"*breaks glass* *pulls fire alarm* [outside] Great, now that you're all here, I want to correct this impression in the office that I'm weird."
"I bet if Bruce Banner had children he'd be the Hulk more than 90% of the time."
"What do you call a black guy in a cockpit? A pilot, you racist bastard."
"Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last long for fat people."
"What do you call a person with normal abs in a universe full of fat people Abnormal"
"how would u like your steak sir? we've got rare, ultra rare, legendary, fossil, or u can try and catch your own steak in the safari zone"
"Hey man, your mom is like snack... Free-to-lay... I don't know..."
"Donald Trump has cancelled a planned trip to Israel. When asked why, Trump said, ""They already have a wall and fear of Muslims. My work there is done."""
"moron: ""duhh, i hate taco bell, every time i go there i get diarrhea"" me: try getting tacos instead, genius"