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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a homosexual Frenchman? A faguette."
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"If the US ever decides to change its currency from the dollar to the unmatched tupperware lid I'll be a very wealthy man."
"A man goes to his doctors who is partially deaf. Man: ""Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a volt!"" Doctor: ""You feel like a watt?"""
"What does a landmine field and my pet friendly apartment complex have in common? It doesn't matter where you step, shit is about to happen"
"Einstein said ""If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself."" Which I guess makes me an expert in secretive anal sex."
"God: I need an Ark built. *Jesus lowers sunglasses* Jesus: I Noah guy."
"How do you know if a chef is also a mathematician.. ...the proof is in the pudding..."
"I play in the band I play the circle, it used to be the triangle but I beat the fuck out of it"
"CROSS THE ROAD... MONKEY Q: Why did the monkey cross the road? A: So he could get spanked."
"My friend told me ""the first stage is grief"" ""Isn't it denial?"" I replied. ""No, not for me"""