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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a Vietnamese girl pregnant and rich at the same time? Give her the dong."
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"Have you heard about the man born with five cocks? His pants fit him like a glove."
"Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than to improving their minds? Because most men are stupid but few are blind."
"Date *pulls out clipboard* ""Name?"" ""Uh.. Beth."" ""Ok.. Check. Kids?"" ""No"" ""Check. Club Penguin username?"" ""What's that?"" *drops clipboard*"
"A poster with a mugshot saying ""Have you seen this man"" So I rang up and said No. You have to do your bit for society ."
"Many Americans would be surprised to know that we Europeans also have shooting ranges They're called schools and children are sent there to learn"
"*Throws Pizza party *B.Y.O.Pizza *Gather All the pizza's *Kicks everyone out."
"What do you get if you cross a poodle with katey perry? 7 trillion dead toddlers.. LMFAOOOOOOOO"
"How do you make a drummers car more aerodynamic? You remove the pizza delivery sign! Hahahahaaa..ha"
"Wanna know how to piss off over a billion people on the Internet at once? [deleted]"