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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the man without a penis? He came out of nowhere!"

"I went to that restaurant you said I had to try. It fucking sucked."

"Why is the Ocean Salty? Because the Beach didn't wave back."

"Trump and Cruz are fighting over whose dick is bigger and whose spouse is a bigger whore. Two more contests Hillary will win."

"How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go ride bikes!"

"I always carry a jar gripper with me in case I'm ever stranded on a deserted island with a jar of salsa. I also always carry a jar of salsa."

"A man was stabbed in the stomach in an alley... he was gonna punch him back, but he didn't have the guts."

"What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye? Chicken Caesar salad."

"They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be ""Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."""

"What is a Christians Favorite Insect? The Praying Mantis"