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Joke of the Day
"What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air? Collecting his thoughts."
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"Who is Samuel L Jackson's favorite historical figure? Oedipus"
"Just Netflixed ""2012."" Six Billion people dead at film's end. Was prepared because PG-13 rating warned of ""Mild Violence"""
"What did the sea say to the shore? Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst."
"What do Rick Ross and a dominatrix have in common? They're both interested in whips and chains."
"As the news breaks of the passing of Michele Ferrero... I can't help but shed a chocolatier."
"If I go into a stall and see a solitary, intact lima bean in the bowl, I pick a new stall. I don't want what you're selling, lima bean bowl!"
"Helping a few people complete their bucket list so they will just die already."
"Question: What did the dead raccoon say in his will? Answer: ""Leave it to Beaver."""
"How do you call a dog that likes to be on the Internet? A Labragoogle."