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Joke of the Day
"What kind of jokes do filipinos make? Punny ones"
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"Did you know you're 10 times more likely to be robbed in your home town than in New York city? That's because you don't live in New York City"
"My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour."
"Were all addicted to something whats your addiction"
"Q:Why did hitler kill himself after he lost to russia? A:His whole world came Kremlin down"
"My mom just got me off of work early. I love when she comes by the office. *Literally just happened"
"Google is now filtering out Holocaust denier websites from searches Now we will nazi those results."
"why didn't the clothing drive at the homeless shelter not work out? ..nobody gave a shirt."
"My DNA results came back and apparently I'm .0002% aardvark. Which pretty much answers all the questions I've ever had. About anything."
"Unlimited data is better than unlimited drama, and that's why I love my phone."