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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cz-75 get the girl pregnant? It took too long to pull out."
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"What do you call a Jew that can fly? Smoke"
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"How do you confuse a man? You don't - they're born that way."
"What's the sharpest thing in the word? A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole."
"''Ah fuck it"" -Me. Making decisions."
"Why would OP make a terrible pizza chain? Because they don't deliver."
"what do you call a young Chinese prostitute ? SUM YUNG HO"
"What's the best angle to approach any challenge? Try-Angle."