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Joke of the Day
"What does Soylent Green taste like? It varies from person to person."
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"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead."
"What connects The Sixth Sense and Titanic? Icy dead people."
"There's a crying baby on my bus and I'm all ""shut up baby, you're not the one going to work."""
"Irish Pooing Competition So I entered an Irish pooing competition the other day. I came Turd."
"I bought my friend an elephant for their room. They said ""thanks!"" I said ""don't mention it."""
"The time traveler made a poor taste gag about the atrocities of World War 3..... Everyone agreed, it was too soon."
"I find humour in the simple things... That's why I am banned from all Special Olympics events."
"Stereotypes are just like regular types, except every time someone almost kills me, while I'm driving, it's an Asian person."
"Women who brag about multi-tasking should chill out. There is nothing cool about doing 3 things wrong at once"