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Joke of the Day

"You know why yoga is so unpopular for men? Well women don't mind muff diving but dudes don't like to suck their own dicks."

"What mistake have you made when your wife comes in from the kitchen to yell at you? Made her chain too long."

"When does the narwhal bacon? Ellen Pao needs to resign immediately."

"purposely bought tall lace up boots so I'll never have to be anywhere on time again"

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. She holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her."

"What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Getting her back in the wheelchair"

"Relationship status: I tried to blow a kiss but it wants to just be friends"

"I watched somebody tell a dad joke in slow motion. It was even funnier because the slow-mo made him look drunk. Finally, a relevant dad joke."

"What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine, what were you thinking of?"

"Knock knock Who's there? Not Paul Walker."