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"I find my confidence always goes up after some basic carpentry... ...I'm pretty proud of myshelf"
"A husband and wife are fighting. The wife says ""You've got the smallest penis I've ever seen!"" The husband shoots back ""Then we're a perfect fit for each other, cause you're a shallow cunt!"""
"If Kevin Bacon never said ""want some bacon with your eggs"" to a lonely chick in a bar, life just doesn't make sense anymore."
"Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught."
"First cannibal: I can't find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungle's full of people. First cannibal: Yes but they're all very unsavory."