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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock Who's there? Not Paul Walker."
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"I've decided my tweets sound better when I say them so instead of tweeting I'm just gonna call all of you when I think of stuff."
"An Irish man walks out of a bar... Has never happened."
"Hey, are you Jewish? Cause you Israeli hot. My go-to joke at parties."
"What do you call really good tea? Qualitea."
"Struggling with Christmas Presents??? If you're struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas... Get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it!"
"Accidentally feng shui'd tonight when everybody wang chunged and I've never been more embarrassed. That lamp does look great there though."
"On the topic of Transformers ""Have you guys seen the new toys? They've changed too much! They were so much better when we were little!"" ""...Transformers are supposed to change"""
"I just read Jules Verne's 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea It sure is a story with a lot of depth."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? 'ell if I know"