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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock Who's there? Not Paul Walker."
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"Want to hear a joke about Hillary Clinton's emails? [deleted]"
"Netflix just announced it's raising the price and changing it's slogan to ""One movie you wanna see and a thousand others you never heard of"""
"What do you get when you cross a fishing rod with mud? a dirty hooker"
"Change is always hard.... Especially when a jar of it falls on your head."
"What do you find in the filing cabinets of a law firm? Organised crime."
"If sex with two other people is a threesome... and sex with 3 others is a foursome, then I guess that makes me handsome."
"I keep a banana in my pocket just in case, because I'm really not glad to see anybody."
"As a kid I could never understand why my mother would not let me play near the train tracks across the street from my house. Then it hit me."
"What did the frustrated cannibal say? Nothing he just threw up his hands."