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Joke of the Day
"What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine, what were you thinking of?"
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"What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot? A Cellfie."
"Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you? If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer."
"Did you hear about the constipated dyslexic? He had trouble moving his elbows."
"Still a lotta racism down south. Just today I saw some asshole on his whiteberry."
"What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk"
"A man balks in a war He is discharged for dereliction of duty and takes up drinking."
"A man posts a Joke on reddit It is not a repost."
"A little Hanukkah humour What do you call a vagina-shaped candelabra? A Labia Menorah"
"What's the difference between Pink and Purple ...your grip."