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Joke of the Day
"What did one tampon say to another tampon? Nothing, They were both stuck-up bitches."
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"If I ever have to choose who dies, my mother or my dog, Toby's gotta go... ...straight for the throat"
"Surgical operations When you get your tonsils removed: tonsillectomy When you have your appendix removed: appendicectomy When a woman has a sex change: addadictomy"
"""It's good but it's not right."" Roy Walker having sex with a corpse."
"What did one sunbathing pig say to another? I'm bacon."
"How do you call a puzzled amputee? Stumped."
"Pretty much the only time I WANT to hear about your ex is if she's standing behind me with a weapon, other than that I'm good."
"itself itself itself itself itself itself itself itself itself.... -history"
"Does Target have crack floating through their air vents? Went in to buy milk, came out with a giraffe, 6-pack, someone's kid, and a headache"
"Did you hear about the old chameleon that couldn't change color? He had *a reptile dysfunction*."