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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: ""Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet"""

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"My favourite joke - Two blondes are standing either side of a river, one asks the other ""how do you get to the other side?"" The other replies ""You are on the other side...?"""
"Never! And i mean never! say the word ""Bnag"" It's bang out of order."
"What do a telephone and a dog have in common? They both have collar ID."
"Towels are a scam... think about it - a towel is only a towel, but anything that's like pants or a sheet or whatever is also a towel"
"This woman at work sounds just like me. I'm going to pay her to call my Mom and occasionally say mmhmm and how nice."
"Whenever someone asks how i'm doing & walks away before i answer..I write ""GREAT"" on the side of thier car with my keys!"
"My girlfriend wanted to have sex in the back seat of my car And she wanted me to drive."
"How does Dracula like to have his food served? In bite-sized pieces."
"Apparently it's frowned upon to wipe sweat from the brow of a sexy guy at the gym Who knew"