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Joke of the Day

"What's 11q minus 1q? You're welcome."

"M-I can't go. My Ewok is sick. H-Gigi that's a stuffed animal. M- H- M-Crap. I think you're right. I bet he ate all my Doritos again."

"What do you call an elf made of lego? Legolass"

"When I get alzheimer's I'm going to watch The Sixth Sense like every day."

"""Because Fuck you, that's why!"" is a perfectly legitimate response to any question."

"My website just crashed from a huge influx of traffic today... I wonder why so many people are interested in my superb owl, today of all days. I mean, he's really great and all, but he's just an owl."

"My night was going great until a neighbor flew their drone over my property. So I grabbed my shotgun and yelled, ""Pull!"""

"The basics of male masturbation Are easy to grasp."

"Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts to."

"I went to a zoo the other day. The only animal they had was a dog It was a shitzu."