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Joke of the Day
"I went to a zoo the other day. The only animal they had was a dog It was a shitzu."
Next Joke
"*puts arm around you* You've been burned before but, you're safe with me. Let your gaurd down, girl. *steals your pizza*"
"Scientology has spaceships?! Crazy! I'll stick to my guy who parted the sea with his mind."
"What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise? The Captain's Log."
"Fruit roll ups I went to the supermarket and asked a clerk if they had fruit roll ups, he then called his gay manager to hug me."
"New year Happy happy new year a little boy said to his girlfriend happy new year girl said first give gift then celebrate happy new year"
"Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach? He didn't want people to see his tan lines."
"What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach? Flop-Flops :)"
"What do you call a cow that just gave birth? De-calf-inated"
"a Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean a mother"