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Joke of the Day

"SpaceX won't be drinking Champagne tonight. Every time they pop the cork it ends up back where it started..."

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"Did you hear about the man from the experimental group that was arrested? He was out of control."
"Apparently my facebook friend, Ashley, has a cat suffering from a horrible hairball. I'll be spending the day praying for it like she asked."
"Wanna hear a joke about a German sausage? Nevermind, it's my wurst joke"
"Just accidentally used yahoo to search for something. I think the entire Yahoo! Search staff are having a party and high fiving each other."
"How many Trump campaign managers does it take to change a lightbulb? Hopefully not very many because they keep getting fired."
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