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Joke of the Day
"What is Aloe Blacc's real name? Bye Bye White"
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"I'm dyslexic, atheist and an insomniac... I stay up all night wondering if there *really* is a Dog."
"I've never pretended to be something I'm not... Except sober. I've pretended to be sober before."
"That picture of yourself that you hate now will look better than the best possible picture of you in five years."
"My dick is so long if I laid it on the keyboard it would stretch all the way from A to Z .... ..... .... Wait... Shit..."
"I've been getting a lot more use out of my treadmill since I put a blanket and pillow on it."
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"I was very lonely so I bought some shares. It's nice to have a bit of company."
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"Bras come in sizes A, B, C, etc. So what's the biggest bra? The Zebra."