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Joke of the Day
"My name is Leon but some of you know me by my street name, 9th avenue."
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"I used to perform circumcisions for a living. I got tons of tips."
"Man walks into a bar... Ouch that hurt. Man walks under a bar... LIMBO CHAMPION!"
"Never do a parachute jump with your girlfriend... Do it with a parachute."
"I went to the Zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it. It was a Shitzu"
"What do you get when you cross a regular potato and a sweet potato? A tater tot."
"I have a sister named Virginia... We called her Virgin for short, but not for long!"
"How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Let the bitch cook in the dark!!!"
"Where do trailer park miscarriages go? Out of the trash and into the garbage"
"Woman Goes Doctor Latvia Woman go to see doctor. Doctor shake head and say, ""Six more days life then die."" Woman is feel sad. Woman asks, ""Is no thing I can take?"" Doctor say, ""Food."""