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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a regular potato and a sweet potato? A tater tot."
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"Two gay guys are going on vacation... ...the night before they are to leave, one gay guy says to the other, ""Hey man, can I pack your shit?"""
"The camping shop in Stratford-upon-Avon is having a sale of last season's stock. Their slogan....? Now.. is the winter of our discount tents."
"Normal things that become creepy when you look both ways before doing them: Pick up a kid Unlock a door Load a rolled rug into your trunk"
"What's ISIS's favourite band? Koran Koran."
"Life is like a box of chocolates... ...it doesn't last long for fat people."
"What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap? You did that on porpoise"
"Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world? A: The library, because it has so many stories."
"What are a school teachers 3 favorite words? June, July, and August."
"Before twitter, celebrities used to sit dead for months and months completely unnoticed."