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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a regular potato and a sweet potato? A tater tot."
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"I used to be scared of pretty girls, So my Mom explained that was silly, because they're much more scared of me."
"Two fish are in a tank. . . One turns to the other and asks **""How do you drive this thing?""**"
"A little boy walked into a police station ""I lost my daddy"" says the boy. ""We'll look for him son, don't worry: what's he like?"" asked the officer. ""Liquor and women."""
"I like to listen to Anu Malik's music while I study because he is a constant reminder on why it's important to get educated."
"So a Trabi owner pulls up to a gas station... ...and says to the attendant: ""Two windscreen wipers for my Trabi please."" The attendant replies: ""That sounds like a good deal!"""
"An Amnesiac Walks Into... An amnesiac walks into a bar. He goes up to a beautiful blonde and says, ""So, do I come here often?"""
"What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ? Cross mouse cards !"
"What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut sleeps with everyone and a bitch sleeps with everyone but you."
"Texting was a great solution to talking. But now replying to texts is exhausting so I'm done with all communication I guess."