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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a regular potato and a sweet potato? A tater tot."

"toddlers and tiaras more like PROSTITODDLERS AYYYYYY"

"Whenever you're having a bad day, think of the guy who has to put the circus tent back in its bag."

"Your mom is like a moped She's a little slow but still fun to ride."

"I've only just realised that Saturday contains the word 'turd'. How marvelous."

"Boyfriend Joke To GF Today, I had to appear in court. My boyfriend gave me a chocolate to eat for comfort. The quote on the wrapper read ""Today, you are exactly where you should be."""

"Happy International Women's Day Or its better known name, Just Another Made Up Holiday No One Gives A Fuck About Day. or my favorite, Tuesday."

"""Thanks, you've been a wonderful host!"" - Viruses"

"I don't like doing the same things again so much that I can never be a serial killer."

"What does a prostitute and a book have in common? For five dollars you can get one with crabs in it."