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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian? Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv."

"Who was Bin Laden's favorite rapper? TWOOO PLANES!!"

"My wife saw an ad in a window Which said ""tampons 50cents"" Is that true, she asked the shopkeeper... Very true, he said....""no strings attached"""

"What's white on top and black at the bottom? Society"

"Why did Jesus lose his Halo? Nobody wanted to play on his team any longer after he had a 0 and 2 kill/death ratio and it took him 3 days to respawn."

"How does a girl get a guy to eat shit? She wipes back to front."

"What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4? 3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: ""and YOU'RE the math guy!"" >_< Burned.)"

"I seasoned my beef with too much salt I'm salty."

"Butt dialing and booty calling So similar. So different"

"What did the mountain say to the desert? ""you're hot"""