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Joke of the Day
"Who was Bin Laden's favorite rapper? TWOOO PLANES!!"
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"What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me there's something that smells."
"What is the most common comment on Reddit? OPs mother."
"Husband: Honey I bought the new Gold Olympic Condoms... Wfie: Why not Silver and come second for a change...?"
"my girlfriend folded the corner on a page of my new book, rather than use a bookmark. so i gently folded her credit card, until it snapped."
"What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal? Darth Vader."
"Just tell me those 3 words I am dying to hear: ""The meeting's cancelled."""
"why did the boy drop his ice cream he was hit by a bus"
"My favorite word is onomatopoeia.. I just like how it sounds"
"My mother in law bought a talking parrot, but returned it a week later. ""This parrot hasn't spoke a single word."" She complained. ""I haven't had a fucking chance to!"" Replied the parrot."