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Joke of the Day

"the united states russia argentina and germany walk into a bar...... germany turns to argentina and says ""hey wanna go into the country with me"" HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH get it?"

"Sometimes instead of saying ""For Example"", I'll say something such as ""such as"", for example."

"A woman stands on a boardwalk... She notices a man below looking up her dress. ""You, sir, are no gentleman!"" ""And you, lady, are no blonde!"""

"What's the Difference between like, love and showing off?? Spit, Swallow and Gargle"

"Hospital When checking a patient in for surgery, he said he was a mechanic. I said, ""Good, the surgeon likes that because you understand when there are parts left over."""

"So I heard that back in the day Hammurabi was actually Jewish... yea, they actually called him Hammurabbi. ^badum ^tsssssss ^^^please ^^^^don't ^^^^^hurt ^^^^^^me"

"I need a new waffle iron. These waffles are still wrinkled."

"What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbanzo bean? You wouldn't pay money to have a Garbanzo bean on your face!"

"Cool prank: Dig up 200 earthworms. I will tell you about the rest of the prank later"

"What did the winner of the weak muscles competition get? Atrophy."