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Joke of the Day
"I don't get new car smell air fresheners Your '98 Ford Taurus isn't fooling anyone"
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"Where do the burgers go on New Year's Eve? To a meat ball!"
"Hellen Keller walks into a bar Then she walks into a chair Then a table...."
"The Universe is made of Electrons, Protons, Neutrons and.. Morons."
"I saw these two blind guys about to fight and I shouted, ""My money's on the one with the knife."" You should have seen how fast they both ran off."
"My best guy friend and I vowed if we're still single at 45, we def won't marry each other because who wants to marry someone no one likes?"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bart ! Bart who ? Bart-enders serve drinks !"
"Apparently ""The WiFi signal is the strongest there"" isn't the right answer when the boss asks ""Why are you spending so much time in toilet?"""
"Someone please help me with my pope resume, so far all I have is ""I look fantastic in large hats."""
"[At Fancy Restaurant] Her: I'll have the oxtail topped with quail egg. Him: Gimme a steak. Her: *glares Him: Uhh, topped with a Cadbury?"