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Joke of the Day

"Every now and then I like to do a complete check of my financial situation. Yep, still nothing'."

"Did anyone else witness that jet crashing into the ocean? It was plane to sea."

"Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass."

"My Dad used to say ""Always fight fire with fire"" That's probably the reason they threw him out of the fire brigade."

"What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event? Cross country"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amos ! Amos who ? Amos-quito!kn"

"Tried to prank my Tibetan Buddhist friend. I tried to prank my Buddhist friend from Tibet, I told him the Dalai Lama had died. He was skeptical and said ill bereave it when I see it."

"What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity? Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or ""That'll do pig, that'll do."" I have heard it both ways."

"A recent study by statisticians... ...shows the average human has one breast and one testicle."

"I almost choken on food and the whole time it was happening I was just thinking ""What a cliche way for a fat person to die of"""