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Joke of the Day

"They say rejection is a hard pill to swallow... But it's just practice for the 60 pain killers later."

"What time is it when you sit on a pin? Spring time."

"Knock Knock Who's there? Heisenberg Heisenberg who? I am the one who knocks *I'm bracing for a lot of downvotes*"

"Why do warriors make bad business men ? They charge too much !"

"What's a shrimp boat captain's favorite drink? Hi-C"

"Pretty much the only time I WANT to hear about your ex is if she's standing behind me with a weapon, other than that I'm good."

"The inflight movie on my trip home was Pixels. We had two walk outs."

"Wait, women get the WHOLE DAY? Is that in every country? It's night where I am is it over can it be about me again"

"Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics? Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA."

"What do you call a Jewish baby who isn't circumcised? A girl."