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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there? Heisenberg Heisenberg who? I am the one who knocks *I'm bracing for a lot of downvotes*"

"You might think incest is gross... **but it's** ***all relative.***"

"My air conditioner broke. I've been breathing unconditioned air for the last 14 hours. This is how super villains are born."

"My friend told me I was smart enough to be the next Isaac Newton... Well Newton died a lonely virgin so clearly I'm doing something right"

"I don't know why people use odorless deodorant It makes no scents!"

"Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter? Your ears stay warmer."

"Where do Siths do their shopping? At the Darth Mall"

"Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Gays are definitely from Saturn. You know the only planet chic enough to accessorize with a belt."

"I was playing charades with a deaf guy Or as he called it, ""having a chat""."

"Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died"