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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a security blanket for a mentally handicapped person? A downs comforter."
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"How do you make cottage cheese? You shake a baby."
"Why do we call dogs, K-9? ...because K-10 is for cats."
"What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust? Ju-Haul"
"I asked Jesus what he did before he died He said ""Not much. I was just getting hammered and hanging out all day."""
"Riot's Responce to Sandbox Mode Edit: Response"
"Sometimes it is very important if a sentence was said by a man or a woman. . A good example: ""I used a whole pack of tissues during that awesome movie yesterday..."
"What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White? Shaking Bad."
"I lost a lot of teeth eating candy at the wrong time of day. Just as her husband got home."
"One I made up..... What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle? A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh."