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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a security blanket for a mentally handicapped person? A downs comforter."
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"Gender is like a dead Jew. Before we know it, there'll be six million of them."
"Apologizing for canceling a meeting is like saying sorry for buying me a beer."
"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great Food! No atmosphere."
"Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ? Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !"
"What's a feminist's least favourite bread? Gender rolls"
"What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub? Throw your laundry in."
"What did the alien say to the cat? Take me to your litter."
"Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling? He wanted to hang with his family. "
"What's Pink and Hard??? A Pig with a Flip Knife."