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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red Violets are blue I've got multiple personalities disorder And so do I."
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"If you give someone some Beethoven CDs for a gift and they don't like it, you can always take them Bach"
"Saw this movie about Jewish people this afternoon.. It had a hollow cast."
"Crayons are a lot like M&M's. All of the colors taste the same."
"My 4-year-old sang in church for the first time. So what if it was the wrong song? There's never a bad time for ""We Will Rock You."""
"ladies say I'm a hamster in the sheets because I squeal when I'm uncomfortable and I leave small pellets in the bed"
"I was sailing a yacht with my stomach, abseiling"
"This cat poop tastes like I'm about to get yelled at. -- Dogs"
"At what point does a Lamb become a Sheep? When its had it's Baaaaa-Mitzvah!"
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Tentickles"