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Joke of the Day
"What does a Thesaurus eat for breakfast? A Synonym Roll."
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"What did the train on the way to Auschwitz say? JEW JEW! TUGATUGATUGATUGA JEW JEW!"
"ME: *vaping* FRIEND: is that just a fountain pen? ME: *ink all over my teeth* nope"
"Fresh and Funny! Hey Sue, what do you say to a nice walk? Oh Harry, that would be lovely! Wonderful. Could you bring me some beer and cigarettes on your way back?"
"My Life: Wake up, Survive, Sleep"
"What did Alan Rickman say when he stood over David Bowie's grave? Do you mind if I Slytherin?"
"I can't believe that Trump is banning Muslims from the U.S. Like, Syria-sly America?"
"TRUE STORY Just made this restaurant change its ""All you can drink Brunch"" Policy."
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