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Joke of the Day

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 always follows 6!"

"I farted on the train and 4 people turned around. Felt like I was on The Voice. (Not an original joke)"

"Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, was quite skinny, and apparently had bad breath. That'd make him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis"

"As I get older I realize my penis is like Jesus. It takes 3 days to reserect after a good beating."

"The second I get shampoo in my eyes, I'm 100% sure there's a murderer in my bathroom."

"I can prove to you that electronics are powered by smoke... by the irrefutable fact that they stop working when the smoke leaks out!"

"What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for? Haploid"

"I was very tired and needed recovery The cat looks so tired and need recovering his body with watch Television"

"what do you call a girl on a swing with no arms? Sarah. Knock Knock... Whos there? Not Sarah"

"What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path? Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants."