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Joke of the Day

"I was walking down the street one day.. and a man threw a bit of cheese at my head, i turned to him and said; 'oh, real mature mate'."

"My friends butler lost his left arm in an accident serves him right."

"Why is the symbols row of my keyboard swearing at me"

"Limerick There was this baker from South Carolina Who stuck an eggbeater in her vagina The cakes she would glaze In an orgasmic haze And her screams they would rattle the china"

"Why don't SJW's like guns? They can't handle the trigger!"

"Raise your arms and run through the police crime scene tape like you're finishing a marathon."

"Prisoner:*strapped into chair* Flip the switch & fry me. Guard: Oh, we're not electrocuting you... *college kid w/ acoustic guitar walks in*"

"Did you hear what happened to the girl once she went vegan? Her hair turned black."

"How can tell your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit."

"Basketball players like their chicken like they like their basketballs In the bucket"