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Joke of the Day

"I've just found out that one of my best friends is a mime artist. He kept that quiet."

"Some idiot in a nightclub came up to me and said, ""I get 20 times more girls than you do, haha. ""I replied, 20 x 0 = 0."""

"Chemistry Joke (Language) Daaaang girl, are you Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, Potassium, Oxygen, Fluorine, and Fluorine? Cuz I want you to FUCK OFF"

"Person on this home improvement show said everybody needs ""a good screwing surface."" Can't argue with that logic."

"You've got to hand it to midgets Because they cant reach it themselves"

"Apple has created a new product only for the Chinese It's called i-opener"

"Me....."" Hurry up honey or we'll be late."" Wife.. ""Oh, be quiet, Haven't I been telling you for the last hour that I'll be ready in a minute?"""

"If you worked for a tarp company your unveiling would be a cover up."

"What is the hardest part of eating vegetables? Their wheelchairs"

"So an ogre walks into a club..."